Robots: a Chinese conversation with pinyin and English

The conversation

Speakers: Xiaoyu and Yating.

1. Xiaoyu

   你(nǐ)看(kàn)了(le)2025年(nián)春(chūn)晚(wǎn)的(de)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)秧(yāng)歌(ge)吗(ma)？我(wǒ)奶(nǎi)奶(nai)差(chà)点(diǎn)把(bǎ)手(shou)机(jī)摔(shuāi)了(le)。

   Did you catch the robot yangge dance at the 2025 Spring Festival Gala? My grandma almost dropped her phone.

2. Yating

   16台(tái)宇(yǔ)树(shù)H1人(rén)形(xíng)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)，跟(gēn)真(zhēn)人(rén)一(yí)块(kuài)儿(r)扭(niǔ)秧(yāng)歌(ge)还(hái)抛(pāo)手(shǒu)绢(juàn)呢(ne)。

   Sixteen Unitree H1 humanoid robots were dancing yangge right alongside real people, and they were even tossing handkerchiefs.

3. Xiaoyu

   跳(tiào)得(de)比(bǐ)我(wǒ)都(dōu)好(hǎo)，气(qì)人(rén)。

   They danced better than I do. So annoying.

4. Yating

   2025年(nián)4月(yuè)北(běi)京(jīng)还(hái)举(jǔ)办(bàn)了(le)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)半(bàn)程(chéng)马(mǎ)拉(lā)松(sōng)，跟(gēn)人(rén)类(lèi)选(xuǎn)手(shǒu)一(yì)起(qǐ)跑(pǎo)的(de)。

   Beijing even hosted a robot half marathon in April 2025, running right alongside human competitors.

5. Xiaoyu

   我(wǒ)有(yǒu)印(yìn)象(xiàng)，当(dāng)时(shí)不(bù)少(shǎo)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)在(zài)路(lù)上(shang)直(zhí)踉(liàng)跄(qiàng)。

   I remember that. Quite a few of the robots were stumbling all over the place.

6. Yating

   冠(guàn)军(jūn)成(chéng)绩(jì)是(shì)2小(xiǎo)时(shí)40分(fēn)。再(zài)看(kàn)看(kan)2026年(nián)的(de)数(shù)据(jù)。

   The winner clocked in at 2 hours 40 minutes. Now look at the 2026 numbers.

7. Xiaoyu

   那(nà)2026年(nián)4月(yuè)夺(duó)冠(guàn)的(de)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)，到(dào)底(dǐ)跑(pǎo)了(le)多(duō)长(cháng)时(shí)间(jiān)？

   So how long did the robot that won in April 2026 actually take?

   1. 50分(fēn)26秒(miǎo) 50 minutes and 26 seconds
   2. 5小(xiǎo)时(shí)26分(fēn) 5 hours and 26 minutes
   3. 26分(fēn)50秒(miǎo) 26 minutes and 50 seconds

   Answer

   50分(fēn)26秒(miǎo) 50 minutes and 26 seconds

8. Yating

   50分(fēn)26秒(miǎo)。直(zhí)接(jiē)打(dǎ)破(pò)了(le)人(rén)类(lèi)57分(fēn)20秒(miǎo)的(de)世(shì)界(jiè)纪(jì)录(lù)。

   50 minutes and 26 seconds. It completely smashed the human world record of 57 minutes and 20 seconds.

9. Xiaoyu

   短(duǎn)短(duǎn)一(yì)年(nián)就(jiù)这(zhè)速(sù)度(dù)？我(wǒ)是(shì)不(bú)是(shì)该(gāi)提(tí)前(qián)练(liàn)习(xí)百(bǎi)米(mǐ)冲(chōng)刺(cì)了(le)？

   Improving that fast in just one year? Should I start practicing my 100-meter dash now?

10. Yating

    你(nǐ)那(nà)两(liǎng)条(tiáo)腿(tuǐ)可(kě)跑(pǎo)不(bú)过(guò)人(rén)家(jiā)服(fú)务(wù)器(qì)。

    Your two legs aren't outrunning their servers.

11. Xiaoyu

    说(shuō)曹(cáo)操(cāo)曹(cáo)操(cāo)到(dào)，咱(zán)们(men)的(de)饺(jiǎo)子(zi)就(jiù)是(shì)送(sòng)餐(cān)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)端(duān)来(lái)的(de)，还(hái)叮(dīng)嘱(zhǔ)我(wǒ)慢(màn)用(yòng)。

    Speak of the devil, our dumplings were brought over by a delivery robot that even told me to enjoy my meal.

12. Yating

    现(xiàn)在(zài)送(sòng)餐(cān)机(jī)器(qì)人(rén)可(kě)聪(cōng)明(míng)了(le)，酒(jiǔ)店(diàn)里(lǐ)连(lián)电(diàn)梯(tī)都(dōu)会(huì)自(zì)己(jǐ)坐(zuò)。

    Delivery robots are so smart these days. In hotels, they even ride elevators all by themselves.

13. Xiaoyu

    态(tài)度(dù)倒(dào)挺(tǐng)客(kè)气(qi)，我(wǒ)都(dōu)想(xiǎng)给(gěi)它(tā)塞(sāi)个(gè)红(hóng)包(bāo)了(le)。

    It was so polite I almost wanted to slip it a red envelope.

14. Yating

    人(rén)家(jiā)机(jī)器(qì)不(bù)收(shōu)小(xiǎo)费(fèi)。

    Robots don't take tips.

15. Xiaoyu

    那(nà)只(zhǐ)好(hǎo)我(wǒ)把(bǎ)饺(jiǎo)子(zi)全(quán)收(shōu)下(xià)了(le)，扯(chě)平(píng)。

    Guess I'll just have to eat all the dumplings myself to call it even.

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